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bigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

I am God's greatest programmer

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I am God's greatest programmer

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bigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • ryan@the.coolest.zone
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    Let him play in the legacy code. You can just hose him off later before letting him back into the office so he doesn’t track it everywhere.

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      Unfortunately if you let Junior play in legacy code once, it’ll learn some nasty habits and make more of it from scratch, usually when you’re trying to sleep.

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        • MagicShel@programming.dev
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          I don’t want that shit all over me though. That’s why I hired junior!

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    The leash is good unit testing.

    • gjoel@lemmy.ml
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      Oh, he’ll just change the unit test if it fails.

      • Killing_Spark@feddit.de
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        Unit tests are there to get an @ignore annotation!

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    There’s also that long time senior dev who’s overly confident in their abilities and force pushes production breaking code directly to master.

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      Not for long there isn’t.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      Neither does the senior

      • Killing_Spark@feddit.de
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        Anymore

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    me when first starting out at a job commenting everything I can
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    me a couple years in completely lost because I never updated the comments and now none of them make any sense whatsoever

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      Commenting well is a highly advanced skill. I generally prefer no comments on code since it’s less likely to confuse people and I’ll merrily purge auto-doc comments and anything like

      // getId() returns an id

      That comment has negative value.

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    Make him unit test it all and then they can do changes that don’t break.

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      Often enough, the old code is so badly intertwined that it’s impossible to actually test. Those are the moments where all you can do is nuke it from orbit.

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    Why is the junior dev tied to the other one’s penis?

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      Bro that’s not where the penis is located on the body

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        Hey, I don’t body shame

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