Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it’s hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You’ve made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.

Are there any that have a top knot or fauxhawk though? Asking for a friend.

Honey roasted wicker stools, sweet-and-sour paint chips, pulled rug sandwiches on cardboard printed to look like pretzel buns

Heckin’ Mega Man Legends 1&2.

Discovering the upper limits to what the human mind can retain and just constantly forgetting all the shit you used to find important.

Waluigi for both.

They tried to focus on making it look and feel more realistic, but it honestly just looks more drab and is just dreary and humorless compared to 2.

For context, Game Pass subscription prices are increasing a bit, the console version’s base plan is going away, and new subscriptions have been declining a bit in the last several months.

Modern Warfare 3 (the new remake) is currently on Gamepass, and it comes with all the other chronically online stuff CoD has been running for years.

In other words, he’s not wrong. It’s a big popular thing, and will likely increase the value proposition of GamePass for some indefinite period of time.

The fish part of fish and chips. No thanks on the malt vinegar. Y’all can keep your dirty foot water away from my fishies thanks.

Imagine acting superior about a date format.

This is the first line I think of whenever anyone mentions this movie.

I guess we gotta burn that bridge when we come to it.

Why does he look so much like Pete Davidson

It’s not the meaning of life. It’s the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Nobody knows what the Question is.

I mean yeah it’s mostly used by meatheads who get excited that somebody got punched, regardless of context…but I’m not exactly clutching my pearls at the use of a gasp bad word.

Thanks for this rational breakdown of what’s actually happening. Pretty misleading headline tbh.