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Detectives say the key to tracking down the source of the kites was a large wall map covered in thumbtacks and string. ‘It’s the first time that method has ever actually worked,’ said a spokesperson.
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Lol the last line of the article
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Looks like we found our first suspect lol
I swear, the US is a parody of itself
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