Must’ve been related to pyrocynical

Way to get unsolicited deck pics

By that line of reasoning it would be equally valid to compare the top speeds of the vehicles. Imo both are a bit silly, since the reason for certain advantages/disadvantages are mostly the limitations of the respective technology.

Newpipe is pretty good, you can get it through the f droid store

Figma ass

I heard Steve Jobs died from figma

If you had to bet money on the factuality of the reporting mainstream media or alt media on a topic of your choice, which one would you pick?

Sure, throw it away and get something with access to 3rd party apps. Alternatively, wait a couple of years for the EU regulations regarding 3rd party apps to take effect on apple products.