As an American I have to second this. Please don’t fall in line to lick trump’s boot

Can’t wait to start putting Trump “I DID THAT!” stickers next to $5000 walmart laptops

A charging pad takes up way less space, costs way less, and is something you don’t have to plug into your phone.

Still, you could buy a whole bunch of nice MagSafe chargers for that kind of money. But what Swippitt offers is a tidier solution, one you don’t really have to think about.

I don’t really know how much mental labor I’m performing placing my phone on the nightstand every night.

Holy shit that’s Dee? I think I went to school with him back at Ligma University

In the corner of our office we have an old Win2k workstation. It is our pinball machine and the glue that holds our department together

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Bitwarden-Open-Source-Concerns

I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

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That one DankPods video of the “AI Rice cooker” comes to mind

While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time

Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent

Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!

You and your 692 partners can fuck off

PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware “PC tune up” apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.

Adding this to my list of reasons why I don’t give “110%”

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I remember mariner having a throwaway line in an LD episode about the Tech Services Academy being a way to join without having to go through the academy (the one where they’re stuck in the recruitment booth). Perhaps that would be the NCO route?

To the drawer

Where I belong