The trick I learned that helped most was to mix everything together just enough to combine, you want to get as little gluten as possible.

And every one of them is hot.

That’s his shirt. You can tell by the antenna.

I rolled dice

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

fuck tha police

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.