I too would like to sue the advertisers for boycotting my Breaking Bad erotic fan fiction page. That includes you Musk. I expect Twitter to start sending the checks next month. Or I guess I’ll see you in court.

“I said, vote for me, you’re not going to have to do it ever again. It’s true,” he said. “Because we have to get the vote out. Christians are not known as a big voting group. They don’t vote. And I’m explaining that to them. You never vote. This time, vote. I’ll straighten out the country, you won’t have to vote anymore. I won’t need your vote.”

This is just total nonsense. Christians don’t vote? Yeah, right. I get that he’s trying to come up with an explanation for basically saying he’s going to cancel future elections if he wins, but saying his fan base has a low voter turnout is an absurd justification.

They used to be more careful about admitting who they are. Trump broke their brains and they’re all trying to one up each other when it comes to shitty opinions and dumbass hot takes. It’s better when they’re honest though, at least you know which ones to avoid. Which is basically all Republicans.

JD Vance claimed he we was “just kidding” after texts saying he hated the police resurfaced after it was revealed he was arrested for breaking into an IKEA and abusing two dozen couches in one night.

Donald Trump says he will ‘probably’ shit his diapers today, but ‘can also make a case for not’.

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I’m not underestimating them. If Trump wins this year it’s all over. Kiss democracy goodbye. If Trump loses they have no other moves. They’re done. That’s what you suggested in your first post, and then you decided to argue that they will win even if Trump loses which is crazy town talk.

Well of course they aren’t going to admit that rising temperatures can kill people. That would require them to look for a solution to the problem. These boomers are going to hide their heads in the sand until it’s too late to do anything because their donors are making big money off destroying the planet.

I mean he can’t abuse presidential immunity if he’s not president. Vance can’t refuse to transition power to a new administration if he isn’t VP. They can try another Jan. 6th but without trump dangling the possibility of pardon’s that’s less attractive to would be rioters. Some backwoods states can threaten to secede but they’ll get shut down in a heartbeat if they actuality try. The gravy seals can threaten a civil war but the idea that they can size power for more than a weekend in some hick town is a pipe dream.

Weird, most bible sites I looked up uses “2 Chronicles”. For example: https://www.christianity.com/bible/niv/2-chronicles/

So does Wikipedia. "1 Chronicles is divided into 29 chapters and 2 Chronicles into 36 chapters. "

“I was selected because I am the ultimate diversity hire,”

In truth it’s lame ass white dudes who are the kids of rich men who benefit from the system and are handed positions way above their level. Black women have to work their asses off to even get their foot in the door. This “diversity hire” narrative is massive projection. Musk was born on third base and got walked in for the score.

Yeah, but if Vance costs Trump the election none of that comes into play. Trump needs to get back into the oval office to have the option of destroying democracy once and for all.

It’s only a matter of time before every black voter is called a DEI or “woke” voter. And then gets banned from voting.

Hey guys, it’s me JD, JD Vance here to react to the latest IKEA commercial. I thought the last one was kind of lame, it was really unexciting to be honest. The couches were barely featured. It was mostly bathroom footage, which is totally boring. But maybe they’ve turned it around. I mean, I doubt it, but let’s see. Let’s hit play.

Oh shit, is that a love seat… uuugghhhharrahhh

Flood twitter with JD Vance couch fucking AI content and see how fast Musk makes them disappear.

Pence wasn’t allowed to be in a room with a woman unless his wife tagged along, out of fear that there would be spontaneous sexing. Is Vance allowed to be alone in a room with a couch? Can he go to IKEA without a chaperone?

Yeah, he’s just a fun guy. It’s not like he tried to stop a fair election from being certified and help install a dictator. He’s just a harmless goof. Haha, he was just wandering around the capital. Let’s have a beer! What a riot.

This is what happens when you pander to extremists, donnie. You now have the choice of pissing off the nutjobs by trying to appeal to the moderates, or you can double down on the nutjobs. You lose either way.

If Trump says X is a lie, you can assume it’s true. This is an absolute.

I don’t follow the right wing grifter blog sphere at all, but I’ve already seen at least a half dozen Ben Shapiro types already call her a DEI hire. They will not be able to help themselves, because racism is one of the core pillars of the modern Republican mindset.