Fucking perfect

Don’t worry, the men will save the day!

I Ioved this game as a kid, such great memories

But they’d just put him back together again

Same, I’d honestly just skip my birthday if that was an option

Call Luigi

I eventually switched over to sparkling water and now I find normal soda nearly undrinkable. There’s lots of different brands with all types of flavors. It’s worth exploring.

Don’t give up, I believe in you

Imagine paying $2K for a GPU and this shit happens

Really good book

Soak it in wine and boof it

I was going to learn how to give a really good handjob but the AI robots will probably take over that too.

Broke my wrist by blocking a gigantic remote control car flying directly at me at 50 MPH and I was the person controlling it.

Fuck The World by ICP, specifically the Richard Cheese cover - Fuck The World

“I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

Something like that

My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor

George Carlin

Mitch Hedberg

Bill Burr

Wanda Sykes

The new Indiana Jones is great

Meekrob