Installed a Sysco router (sushi belt)

Believing any of that means trusting President Elon Musk. I certainly don’t

These are the same people who brought you Oracle DB licensing. They’ll fuck you over someday, the countdown clock is already ticking

Worthy of being submitted to The Register as a sysadmin story

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

Starfleet Intelligence

The infinite DnD adventures one sounds neat

The fact that Teamspeak server is closed or restricted source means it’s going to enshittify eventually

Neat, so we need to wait five years before even trying it to see if they’re serious. https://killedbygoogle.com/

Maybe someone is bad at identifying those too

Anything’s a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying things

It’ll be a 5x5 plot on Mar-a-Lago with one of those little free library boxes. He’ll charge the GAO 10k in rent a month. It will only be open on Thursdays for a hour and not marked on any map. The box will be stuffed with classified documents.

First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized Makes It True

I just want oursignal.com back

Doritos

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders?!!

Have an email complaining about you etched onto it

I thought it was because YouTube had become unwatchable

You can make your own Discord or Discord alternative server

They stopped developing their iOS app years ago, if you have an iPhone it’s useless