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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

It’s an extremely convoluted murder mystery that just happens to take place during Christmas.

Despite the insanely incomprehensible writing, it has some of the best dialogue ever written, and Robert Downey JR nails his role as a small time criminal who accidentally gets a movie role as a detective, but gets dragged into a real life murder case.

Yyyup, that’s the smile of a woman who wears bats as necklaces.

Pendejo Time.

Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.

The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.

My favourite bit:

https://youtu.be/LZVAzirE60Y

Speak for yourself. My JO crystal is so supercharged I can levitate up to 6 cm from the ground and yell louder than a police siren.

I have won several fights by blinding my opponent with the flash of the JO crystal as I crank my hog with one hand and swing my crystal with the other.

My seed has become so powerful, I’m banned from donating semen in 17 countries, including Papua New Guinea and the Pharoe Island.

I have channeled the unholy energies from my magnetic wristbands and wooden bracelets to erect a dark labyrinth to contain me so I won’t accidentally break reality apart when I crank my hawg too hard.

Do not underestimate the power of crystals.

Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.

Huh, TIL I can smell ants too.

I used to live in a basement that had regular cycles of ant infestations. I would know they had returned, because the room had started to smell a certain way. Kind of like, damp slightly sweaty skin, but also kind of woody?

Every time I smelt it, I’d always find fresh ant eggs along the wall in the room.

But how many balls does it have?

What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

Ever heard of a dino with cancer?

• I never wash my rice

• i use the high power water setting on my shower head as a bidet

• i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they’re not looking

Pendejo Time.

Jake, a recovering cokehead, trauma dumps about his time as a drug addicted fuck up and his dead father while his friend Thomas grunts out his fever fantasies about talking animals while googling different types of dicks.

Scratches the same itch as cumtown.

But he was sooo cool

Slayers, the anime. I thought emulating Zelgadis and acting all quiet and mysterious would make me look cool and get me a lot of friends.

It didn’t ;_;

I’m currently reading it. I can see why so many people just leave it in the bookshelf.

It’s not a bad book, but God damn does it feel like running a marathon.

How do you get into norse paganism?

I call myself an atheist simply because I don’t believe that any current religious institution has the correct answer.

I’ve had mystical experiences and my own reasoning tells me that there is far more to the world than we are able to experience or even imagine.

But none of it corresponds to any religions I know of. The closest is maybe Buddhism, but I don’t think it’s the right choice for me.

And I’m not even sure if there are any Buddhist organisations out here in the norwegian countryside.

Guess I’ll just have to go through my existential crisis on my own.

I read tarot cards and I’m considering doing it professionally so I can rip off the gullible petty bourgeoisie.

Yes, Sarah. All the planets in our solar system has aligned just to give you a promotion. Now give me 20 bucks.