It came off the assembly line cyber fucked

Come on speech writers for Trump. You have one shot to go down in history. Don’t fuck it up

Do they have to be in person?

The fuck do they mean by suspected. Did they add even more convoluted rules?

And trying to look at him without turning her head because if she did she would blush

Maybe they should stop beating the dead horse and come up with something new

That’s a good way to end up with alcohol poisoning

Well, maybe with your weak, sick Victorian shut in arms it would be quite a task to lug it around

Cool looks comfy