ChickenButt

Can I get insulin printed in a benchy boat?

Decide what you’re gonna do before you do it.

When I was like 8, a liftee at my local ski hill told me that as I dangled from the chairlift about 5 feet off the ground because I waffled getting on the lift.

I’d buy an old Land Rover series 2 or old Land Cruiser and drive around the high desert looking for shiny rocks.

Does your friend drink dumpster milk?

My dog’s breath after she gets into the compost pile.