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Cake day: June 1st, 2023

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  • Exactly this. The new game cycle these days is:

    • Game is announced with shiny video showing all sorts of cool stuff.
    • Release date is announced.
    • Game is delayed.
    • Reviewers/early access people get it, turns out it has none of the cool stuff form the announcement video.
    • Game is delayed again.
    • Game finally comes out, with 3 different tiers that are like $80, $100 and $120 CAD depending on if you want the version of the game that’s 30%, 40% or 50% complete.
    • Game doesn’t work.
    • After about two years and 10 DLC packs you have about 80% of the functional game, the other 20% being stuff they were supposed to add but just never bothered, what are you gonna do about it? By this point you no longer care about the game anyway.
    • Sequel is announced with shiny video showing all sorts of cool stuff, devs promise they’ve fixed all the broken stuff this time for real.
    • Company gets bought by EA or Epic, all devs are replaced.
    • Game is delayed.

    Like genuinely who wants to bother with that nonsense anymore TBH.




  • I still maintain that Kill The Moon isn’t necessarily a bad episode, it’s just not especially deep. It seems like the whole idea was for everyone to take an already bonkers premise and just run as far as they could with it, and IMO it feel like everyone’s having a blast with it. If you accept it as just that I think it’s fine.

    Also I’m sort of glad the Disney deal is probably over, I think Doctor Who functions best when it’s a bit scrappy and under-funded. It’s a show that lends itself to big ideas and it can pretty much be anything, but I think when it’s given a huge budget it tends to get quite over-indulgent and messy.









  • This season is making me increasingly nervous because the first 4 episodes have all been pretty good. It’s an established fact that at least one episode per RTD season has to make you cringe so hard your skeleton leaves your body, so we all know it’s coming. And if it’s not next week’s one or the Interstellar Song Contest one then it’s gonna be the finale. My money’s on the song contest though lol.


  • I would say:

    The Force Awakens: Not bad, basically a knock-off of A New Hope story-wise but it feels like Star Wars and is pretty harmless fun.

    Rogue One: Probably the best of the Disney Star Wars movies IMO, although it does have a couple of dodgy “bringing back an old actor as CGI” scenes.

    The Last Jedi: Lots of people hate this one, I’m slightly more forgiving. I think it tried to do something a bit weird and different, and it didn’t really work. But I do appreciate the effort of not just playing it safe.

    Solo: A Star Wars Story: Another one that seems to get a lot of heat, but I thought it was pretty inoffensive. Although my brain did kind of delete most of it as soon as it was over lol.

    The Rise of Skywalker: Legitimately one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I can’t even call it a bad movie, because it’s essentially just a random series of Star Wars-themed sounds and images that batter you for what feels to be about a year and a half before it mercifully ends, taking with it any good will towards the franchise you might have had left.



  • I liked it! For a season opener I think you want a big, fun, bombastic kind of thing that doesn’t get super heavy, so I think it worked very well in that regard. I also liked Belinda, especially her calling the Doctor out at the end.

    It wasn’t a perfect episode by any means, but the previous watermark for a season opener is Space Babies, so for me this represents an almost infinite degree of improvement.




  • My first thought was to set up a bunch of long-term investments, since you can reasonably assume that you’ll live a long life. But then also, being rich might increase the odds of you being kidnapped or killed, so it might just tank whatever you choose to invest in.

    Maybe you could somehow get a job testing roller coasters. Once you’re in there you have no power to decide anything, so perhaps the universe will make the builders construct the safest possible roller coaster. OR, you could be a food taster for someone rich and powerful. The universe wouldn’t let you eat anything that’s poisoned, or it would just ensure that no food gets poisoned in the first place!