Charisma is for making your own religion.

Never met a religious person who didn’t know anything about their religion?

What’s bothering me is, mathematically that is the answer, but practically the apple is a non uniform shape so you cant really determine where a third of the apple truly is and it has seeds in the middle meaning two of the kieces will have seeds one the one getting the two cut off pieces won’t so its not truly shared equally.

Party once used a chime of opening after spending 20 minutes trying to open a door they had found the key to 5 minutes before.

I’m starting to think any ouzzle solved by looking at your inventory may just be asking too much.

Every fucking time.

Also with the justification: The DM wouldn’t think that way.

I have layers dammit!

It’s made for Strixhaven which is a Mage school.

It’s been very fun so far to have them randomly ambush the players.

The music priorities for this game were weird.

Okay do well have one song, and there will be sad and happy and instrumental versions of that song. And we’ll use that song for everything requiring music. Except for this one optional boss battle that is the result of specific choices that were made. He gets a super dope completely different song that he sings himself.

I want to have the level 12 characters fight a level 20 pc for fun.

laughs in terrasque

Me in response: “Well in that case *rolls d20 ominously”

Players: immediately become interested in discussing the fake weather

Or a “Let me just read my notes real quick before this next part”

Is this surprising?

That’s a different legal problem as there are situations where if you don’t protect your trademark you can lose it. But I’m not a lawyer and don’t know if that situation would apply to mods.

Little difference in content. Also I bet it’s much less interesting to watch due to crunching.

That said I’m planning my transition to Pathfinder rn since it seems more fun to play.

Fine, we’ll play Pathfinder

one finger curls on the monkey’s paw

A concept that requires you to both interpret the rules literally and then ignore the rules altogether in order to work.

Step 1: Learn to DM Step 2: Ask literally every person you meet to play

After 5-10 years you’ll have 2 people with waning interest and little time to play at a table.

Little enough that now if I do it just comes off as sarcastic.

Idk. I feel mentally healthier off social media. But its been around since I was in high school and I have no idea how to socialize with people outside my immediate circle now. My social muscles have atrophied.

First time I fingered a girl I felt like Colombus. Really thought I’d hit the new world much sooner.