Google prioritizing profits over the privacy of its users? Colour be shocked.

Seriously thought, is there anything at all that they prioritize over the privacy of its users at this point?

Flat earthers: “We only believe what we can see for ourselves!”

Also flat earthers: “And then there is a great ice wall around it and then there are other earths just like ours in other pockets like that”

What a dumpster fire that truck is.

Back when I was still on Reddit, I made a comment on a chess sub saying that in chess you are not allowed to make your king “commit suicide” to explain how a stalemate works. One day later I got a message about suicide prevention because someone flagged me for promoting suicide.

What a dumb site.

And I’m using it against a literal neonazi. Seems fair to me.

If you want to know who really is in charge, just look at who you’re not allowed to criticize.

That’s what the spiders want you to think

Given an unlimited amount of tries, anything that has a non-zero chance of happening, no matter how unlikely will happen. But what has absolute zero chance of happening will still not happen.

• Claims in an interview that he is qualified to handle a social media company on the internet because he has “put internet in space”
• Buys a financially struggling company for way too much money
• Dismantles everything that made it attractive
• Insults and fires the most competent employees who are trying to stop him from destroying the platform
• Doesn’t pay the employees he fired owed severance, further discouraging the best of the workforce from ever applying to work there
• Turned it into something so repulsive and toxic that the users and advertisers start to leave
• Told the advertisers to “go fuck themselves”
• Tried to sue the advertisers into returning, further discouraging any new advertiser from ever doing business with him
• Destroys the brand recognition by renaming it to a letter of the alphabet he personally likes but nobody else gives a crap about
• Abuses his admin powers to steal a handle with the name he wanted from its owner, further eroding the user’s trust in him handling the platform
• Continues ruining the platform, turning it into his personal soap box to push his (toxic) ideas and abuses his powers to reduce the visibility of those he doesn’t like while claiming to be radically pro-free speech.
• Alternative platforms have gained momentum and have reached critical mass and will soon become the new default platform people will flock to. High profile users leave.
• Whines and bitches about the company not making any money.

Hey guys, I’m starting to think that this guy’s fortune has absolutely nothing to do with his skills at running a business

You forgot: expresses a complete lack of moral capacity to understand why he should feel bad about it.

The wiring in a house that carries about 2000W could start a fire if it gets damaged. Imagine what would happen if whatever carries the energy to power a replicator gets damaged.

I’m pretty sure a lot of scam calls use machines that call every possible phone number within an area code and see who answers. There is no way to avoid it.

It’s just another case of Musk trying to sound smart but instead ends up proving that he doesn’t even have a basic working understanding on the subject.

I guess this time the only difference is that it doesn’t look like he paid an actually competent person to help him with it.

Dude: “I wish traffic in my area wasn’t so bad”

Genie: “Ok, people driving in your area will be financially penalized for using their car instead of public transit, therefore alleviating traffic.”

Dude: “hey wait, I want an exception made for me! I am special. I am the main character, I should be the only one driving a car!”

Genie: “That was your third wish. Goodbye.”

And then it turns out they were working on Half-Life: D0G.

NGL, that would actually be awesome

It seemed like they never enforced it though

About time. This stuff has been cancer on YouTube for years.

That’s a great, novel use of the meme

I still sometimes hear music from the game used in videos

Elon Musk buys Trump’s re-election. Trump drops safety regulation and crash reporting requirements for self driving cars and pushes for their mass adoption.

Guys, I’m starting to wonder if there might be any link between those things… But it couldn’t possibly be blatant overt corruption. I mean, people wouldn’t tolerate such a scandal regardless of political affiliation, right? Right?

Oh right, they became completely desensitized to it.