AbstractAppEngineFactoryFacade would have been much better

This is actually a great interview question

Y’all need to just chill out and have a Pepsi

This definitely resonates with me. Guess it helps that we’ve all probably been on both sides here. The last time one of our juniors did something overly complicated I showed them some code from an old commit I made years ago, and asked them to explain what it did - neither of us could figure it out in a reasonable amount of time 🤣

after tests

What is “tests”?

I just learned that you can steam broccoli in the microwave and it’s such a time saver!

I’m picturing Microsoft flight simulator but for politics. I’m in.

Wait, is Rasbian not a thing anymore?

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Squash and rebase or squash or rebase?

Oh wow I just now realized they were two different companies. I thought it was just one really really diversified company 🤣

Oh wow is that still a thing?

Holy shit! I haven’t gotten any of those in a long time. Anyone know who did something and what?

This is my new New Year resolution. You got any good mouse jiggler recommendations?

So eh, you guys hiring?

I’ve gotta get better at this…

In similar boat(s) too. Like watching a train wreck.

I just walked around my house touching all my mirrors and they all do this. Hope they’re not on to me now… Think I’ll wait for night and try to make a break for it.

The fuzzy handcuffs

Here’s some more unhelpful advice: Hang in there, it gets easier! (for real though)