It’s amazing how long I can stay pissed about how WebOS was squandered. My Pre had personality; it’s the only mobile I actually miss (aside from nostalgia).

Too many games decide to be either horny or good; I applaud the studies that try to do both.

That’s Stellar Blade. It came out as a PS5 exclusive a year or so ago but has just landed on PC like yesterday I think. It’s a souls-like from a new (to non-mobile games) Korean studio. Evidently the game is very good both as a game and at making people super horny.

I haven’t played it, but I’ve been amused by some of the reviews.

Yeah. First I ball it up and scrub the perimeter before unfurling it and scrubbing back and forth at different angles.

“The biggest change that we’ve seen over the last few years when it comes to video game adaptations is respect of the source material”

How did they go 30 years before trying that?