Personally, every time I see a “Where did all this racism come from?” type post, I always wonder if OP is twelve years old.

It’ll happen to you!

I love how fossilesque posts are like TILs. I’m off to join the mycomob.

Dang, why you go for my jugular?

Reincarnation - I’d like to believe I’ve met others before, maybe even many times. It would explain some stuff like why you’re irrationally drawn or repelled by certain people.

I can remember the best moment when the worst moment hurts me so I’d say the best has more impact.

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Two. The friend who sent me here and a friend I sent here.

I must use this in my game!

You’re right, I’ve been spoiled with a steady group for years but when we do add new players it’s just like you said.

The worst we ever had was the person who never brought anything to share, farted regularly at the table, and insisted on creating unplayable characters for fun.

Pick decent players and these issues don’t come up.

My last ex was cute, funny, and treated me very well. The problem was they were not good at taking care of their health. As a result I couldn’t see us in a long term relationship. They died of a stroke a few years after we broke up.

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I tell them “Looking good, Miss Lady!”

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It’s been years but I still remember the smell.

Most recently it was what if I drop my favorite glass on the tile floor. It seemed almost like I had already done it in a dream.

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Same except ours are all adult atheists now. Doesn’t stop my mom from wringing her hands about all of us going to hell though.

In my last game one of my players got a seemingly dubious treasure - an apron. He later found out it was The Apron of Deliciousness (based on Delicious in Dungeon). He could make monsters and other seemingly non-food items into delicious meals. At one point while trapped in a cave he kept everyone alive with spiderweb soup. queue the horn sound