Yeah, so much traffic it actually crashed the servers for a little bit

Thank god. It’s about time we call things by terms that actually matter, rather than this technical jargon like USB 3.1 Gen 2. Even if someone doesn’t know what a gigabit is, they can still look at this new scheme and know that higher number = more speed. This is such an upgrade

What do you use the 4060 for?

That wiki has some pretty wild quotes:

Unlike professional hosting services with static IPs, residential plans assign dynamic IP addresses that change as often as the relationship partners of people with borderline personality disorder.

Why would anybody chose to live confined underwater?

Why would anyone choose to live confined in space? Idk, but the ISS still exists.

My mate Paul…

don’t get me started on how bad of an idea it is to use webusb

I will get you started. Please explain.

A hybrid drive… in MY 2024?

This doesn’t have anything to do with Windows. This is ASUS’s fault

How would an AI ever know the difference between a 17.5 year old and an 18 year old anyways?

I stopped at a crosswalk once and the pedestrian waved me on lol. Like c’mon… you can cross, I have all day.

What do you use this monstrosity for?

A 2005 Ford Focus is my kid deadening tool of choice.

2005 Ford Focus

Yes, one in North America. The USA specifically. You are tripping if you think 30 year old cars commonly feature automatic headlights

Why not both?

My car is not even 20 years old, it does not have automatic wipers or lights. Lol. Also if someone turns them on manually, why is it bad that they don’t use auto mode?

The funny part is that it is actually “headlights on when wipers required”, which is quite strange. When I am in heavy rain and I have a freshly rainx’ed winshield, I don’t even need wipers. But I still need lights

They just disappear without any kind of lights on

My area has a law where you must have lights on when raining

So nobody is going to ask about the rotary phone?