March 15th is a Saturday, there’s already a lot of people not working

TO

He stole yoda’s

This meme came from the future where more elements have been discovered

Patient gaming ftw, I was able to get GTAV for free from epic games (only reason to have that stupid app)

If you upcast vicious mockery enough, you get to power word kill

Ok so how much exp do I get for killing a hundred ants?

I need one of these but for tesla recalls

And if anyone asks you optimise the function, just mess with the sleep function!

D 'n A

So assuming 25 advent calenders in the advent calender, each with the correct amount of days (1st has 25, 2nd has 24, etc), how many chocolates would there be in total?

That’s about 60% more than expected

There are states with populations higher than 30 million. Like yea that’s a lot of people, but the cherry picking of states is annoying

Lmao epic, thanks windows

I’m switching to Linux before I ever touch win11

2 (I don’t normally but I am now >:)

“Scotty we’re making it to Lemmy with this one!”

We all came from fish, why can’t whales return to fish?

Y’all is gender neutral, do so I imagine it’s fine

Edit: typo lol

Surprise MRI