Intermittent faults are the absolute worst

Look at how many incidents there are VS people crossing roads

And I don’t live in Sydney, so they aren’t a problem for me

I still maintain that the average 'Murican human is far less pleasant

Huntsmen are lovely spiders!

They’re harmless

I let them live in the house, they eat the other insects that would be annoying, and that photo isn’t representative of their size. The big ones have a legspan about the size of the palm of my hand

I pick them up and let them walk around my hands without worry

Way ahead of you

It’s just a little chilly to be in the water at the moment

Our wildlife is harmless

I’ll take it over the bears, wolves, bobcats etc. in 'Murica

Especially nice because of the lack of the most dangerous wildlife in the US, the armed lunatic with something to prove

It’s a masonry drill bit

There’s a lot of work that goes into doing things like this, so it looks like it is dangerous, but it isn’t

I’m very careful

I like my dick. I’ve had it for a very long time now

Probably because I went back and edited it to remove the NSFW tag

😉

I have no idea

I’m not into fishing at all

Yep

It’s an annoying glitch

Even though I select it not to be NSFW, it does it automatically

I have to go back to the post and edit it to fix it

One day though, I’ll surprise you all

I’m actually pretty sure that this video of mine would fall foul of the legislation

Warning, this is VERY NSFW, and probably shouldn’t be viewed by people with a sensitive disposition

Thanks!

The UK government, sadly

It’s such a vague position that it’s meaningless and hasn’t resulted in a single prosecution

I’m a celebrity…?

Jesus, I hope not!

I won’t reveal any more than it is in Australia

I just got lucky with the shot. I was at work, looked up and snapped the photo

Thanks! (for both)

I’m a lucky photographer rather than a talented one, and well… I like fisting…

There was the sound of seabirds, waves, and the creak of ropes

It is a spectacular part of the world

That just happens by default because of my profile,

I’ve fixed it

But I came close to a photogasm when I got that shot

I have learnt how to fix a whole lot of things after realising that

Or, I learnt other things that can go wrong, without consequences

However, there’s: “it’s not working right” and there’s “it’s not working”… It’s usually important to recognise that difference