Someone already beat me to Topgear, but I’m not seeing Mario Kart? Also GT2 on the PSX was great fun.

Zelda in an Xwing? Me likey.

Whoa. Are well articulated positions still allowed on today’s Internet?

Tbf, i enjoyed the shit out of gta online. For about a month.

Best GTA imho. Been trying to get it to run on an emulator with no luck for a while now.

Right? My response has been “it’s dead to me” for about three press releases now.

The inclusion of the words “metaverse” and “creators” is preview enough for me. RIP Rockstar. May your Shark Card Casket carry you to glory in the afterlife.

The most prolific Russian trolls, obv.

Now now, the Canadian govt has apologized for Brian Adams on several occasions. Also, fuck you, budday.

And that was a commentary on how every media company is changing shit to appease the new “modern audience,” and gaslighting people about it.

There’s some great material throughout, but as a whole from Lord of Chaos to Winters Heart, i mostly skim. I really, really don’t like Salidar. And UNHOLY FUCK, some of his names, of which there are hundreds, are only differentiated by a single letter.

She really shoulda kept her name as Mandarb.

Same. Your wife was really sick of it by the time i wrapped up. Sorry!

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose above the great mountainous island of Tremalking. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

I had to do a driving gig for work around last Halloween. The minivan i rented had a control console I’d expect to find on the starship Enterprise. It took me 10 minutes of YouTube to figure out how to turn off the damn parking brake. Fuck that shit.

They’re the group that Trump used to black bag protestors during the George Floyd protests and were the guys stuffing kids into cages last time he had the reins.

I had a modicum of success on OKC. In 2013.

…basedbasedbasedbasedbased…

…meow.

“Seeing as you’ve already begun your community service by taking out a large sack of garbage, the court sees it fit to release you under your own recognizance.”

If he spends the next 20+ years haranguing MTG, it would be a life we’ll spent.

Spend 10 minutes trying to negotiate a doorway or ladder, and you call this clunky?!