Las LemVinas son suyas!

I need a better option then. What can yall suggest?

Looks like a wizard with a wand that just turned someone into a happy dog with an anal fetish. Right? Oh jeezus, I may need help.

I’m replacing doggystyle with weevilstyle. My lady is gonna dig it.

I believe it’s referring to how no one gives a shit about Pride once June ends.

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

This is a woman I could appreciate.

I think he’s grokking.

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

69, son. 69.

If you have a problem with neurodivergent ape namers, please understand that you’re wrong wrong wrong.

I love it. It’s beautiful too. Great job with it.

With frequency coverage from 0.29 to 52 GHz and a system temp colder than my ex’s heart at 20 Kelvin, the GBT could probably pick up the Playboy channel’s quantum echo from the edge of the universe. But unless those 64 bolometers are tuned for late-night static, you’re outta luck, champ. This baby’s built for star stuff, not soft stuff.

How many channels you getting on that bad boy? UFC? Playboy? Electric Blue?

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

Oh come on. You know.

Which one?

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

Not suitable for Lemmy?