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As a Christian I would like you to try to rock my world.

From my perspective they are not lies.

In the hope of civil discussion, it is not helpful for you to frame it that way IMO.

Everytime I’ve shared on Lemmy that I’m a Christian I’ve been met with nothing but huge negativity.

Everything from accusing me of being a Trump supporter, to telling me I should abandon my belief system because bad people believe the same thing as me.

I’ll have a read through this thread, but it’s very unlikely I’ll reveal anything more about how Faith has changed my life.

I used to be a hardcore atheist who mocked all believers so I understand where it’s coming from. I’m not here to fight.

They had overused CRT.

They needed a new Buzzword.

DEI is the current boogeyman anyway.

• Murica

Yeah I remember a video called the “cumlette”

I went to Bing a while back.

It’s great.

I fucking hate corporate speak.

Could you slide The One Ring onto a Lightsaber like some sort of kinky cockring?

I think for the most part society has gotten used to being on someone’s camera when in public at pretty much all times.

It’s something I used to think about, now I just, don’t.

Everyone has been looking for the next big hardware thing. It looked like it might be foldable phones for a little while but I reckon AR Glasses are the ultimate endgame until they start making bio implants.

Get some bread, jam it in the toaster until done.

Spread butter

Spread Vegemite

Done

“A ctrl+f of your profile”

Holy stalker Batman!

Mind if I steal this comment next time I come across a Musk worshiper?

Delivering that line with such glee like he thought he had some sort of high ground.

Makes me sick.

Have chat GPT make it interesting.

• some editor

Mufasa.

I could take it or leave it. The story was pretty good but everything was just so brown and grey.

Nice

Fair enough. All the best dude.