There’s really just one way to close your government account and I really wish Elon would do it.

I’ll usually throw a little Amanda code in there to stay by my side.

“Barren seafloor”

“That’s what we call your mom Kevin!”

Actually, one of their feasibility assumptions is that the device is too large to be used militarily.

https://arxiv.org/html/2501.06623v1#%3A~%3Atext=Confronting+the+escalating+threat+of%2CEnhanced+Rock+Weathering+(ERW).

Ahh, so you aren’t even American. How is your opinion relevant then?

If I lose my job how am I supposed to heat my house, feed myself and my wife, or treat my chronic illness? Employers don’t look kindly on job abandonment, especially to go protest the thing businesses stand for…

DOGE

What do you get for a guy whose dick gets sucked by the president?

Counterpoint, “the wheels on the bus in fact, go round and round.”

Neo-punk album title

Or an anger management class

My GenX uncle broke his shoulder checking a vending machine over a Snickers bar

Good luck decrypting my smoke signal cypher!

Fitting username

So glad for you to have properly functioning bowels. You’re among the lucky ones and should just be grateful and shut the fuck up

🦅

I actually gave up recently for my mental health of all things. Turns out accepting being tracked in just about everything I do but also getting all the benefits of living in the future, without the effort spent on mitigation, is a huge relief. Does Google know my daily routine? Yes. Did they when I had the tin foil hat on? Probably also yes.

I’m all for paying my electric bill in horsepower/hours. That feels very American. How many V8s is my house?

You stand on your toenails