If nothing is lost, what did you compress away? Decompression is magic, I ain’t gotta explain shit

Compression is lossy.

Ha, you believe in space

I live in Norway and would make the case that everything we grow outside is like this. Potatoes, beets, carrots, cauliflower and onions are the most popular crops.

What if I just want the screen to turn on, displaying the last output I used? No, we gotta boot Android and then select the output through a menu for no reason

But I can see light. Is light reflecting light? What else am I being lied to about?

Actually it’s the middle

The average salary in the US is about 66k, meaning that for this to be justified it makes sense that one man gets the same compensation as about 105 average salaries. Does it still sound like reasonable pay?

Even if he made the air suck everyone’s dick and chocolate pudding rain from the sky, he shouldn’t have seven million US dollars every year

Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

The thing with psychedelics is that you only see what you bring with you

Akshually the Chess clocks don’t show seconds until you are below 10 minutes

Honestly they should’ve worn their metal exoskeleton with four wheels

Just gotta wait for that cyclist that turns into the road because a car was blocking him. Then it’ll be all “oh no how could this ever happen?”

Don’t they have traffic wardens in Cambridge? They’d be fined and possibly towed as well here

Where intelligence in spitting out samples from big data vaguely related to prompt?

Yeah but we’ve only used text for years now, so go doodle your features

My dumbass friends who work in tech thought IRC was too much of a hassle. So we ended up on dickschord

I mean politicians do this all the time without being senile, and in Norway the reporters just nicely say that it didn’t answer the question. The roughest reporters will try several times to get a real answer, which always leads to a loop where the politician just repeats the answer prepared by their PR people over and over

So… Do they?