KingJalopy

Do you really wanna bang heads with him?

His face but fatter and less makeup

Potato potato

Fucking solid reference

I think they’re called elfbars or something?

Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.

Def seems to be a crossover between the two.

And they prolly didn’t measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.

I’m going to allow this

Good shit. Found one right by my house in my small town. I’m all there.

*I’m not a real king btw

I need that emoji on my phone keyboard that’s super cute

I sold my house in Oklahoma over a year ago and moved to California. I still get phone calls or texts almost daily asking if I would like to hear about an offer on my home. Or would I be willing to take a cash offer.

I tell them every time, you guys need to update your records.

Newpipe is all I have. I signed up for a couple creators patreon to support those I really like. Fuck Google. They are here for the investors bottom line not our shit. But people just want their shit and it perpetuates this behavior. My friend said he pays to support the creators he likes. He supports the giant corporation holding these creators ransom. Just send them money directly. Use new pipe or whatever. Quit supporting this shit and let the whole thing die until we realize there has to be a better way.

Yeah it’s a rental house so it was there when I got here. Been a huge pain in the ass. It directly on my driveway so when I cut it I have to cut it flat to the ground or it will pop my fucking tires.

It’s all about the roboblox these days. The kids yearn for robots.

I have a bamboo wall between my house and my neighbor. Shit grows wildly out of control

Eat shit and thrive

I was like dude that’s a fat joint not a lizard.

Then I saw the lizard.

Bet he’s high af

Pretty sure must of us aren’t going anywhere near Reddit. Muni seems a mess from my perspective, but when I visit there from sac the $8 or whatever it is for all day transit seems reasonable to me. Might have the price wrong, last time I was there was Chinese New Year and I rode the cable cars all day which was totally worth the $8. But I might as well be a tourist so I don’t know just how fucked it all is.

Goddamn I have no idea if you’re making some kind of reference to cult of personality or if I’m just way out of my depth here.

I’m going back to the star trek instances now, where my life makes sense. Enjoy your walking batteries. Enjoy your walking batteries.