MeatPilot

Oh yeah plants? Eat my ass!
Wipes ass with toilet paper

Just goon forever

Getting high and playing on modded Tribes servers was a certain form of Zen for me.

“… it’s time to go to distant lands…”

Tartigrades are sith.

I know one thing that’s absolutely true about the multiverse!

The multiverse is a convenient excuse to reboot superheroes for a new audience to make money.

Sounds like a kinky night in the bedroom.

Everything reminds me of Vim

About three fiddy, but it’s mostly shake.

Edward Jenner floating right next to him going “looks like it’s going to get more crowded in the afterlife.”

God was overwhelmed with the editor and just kept hitting “randomize”.

I heard these type of snakes will spit a thick venom if provoked.

Sounds like they are really toxic.

It’s 1999, outside a theater there is a hairy middle-aged blob of flesh screaming at the sky.

You absolutely should! I’m just a space hobbyist or a space peasant by comparison.

That was very informative, space nerd.

Stick to the facts and don’t get too deep into the woods. Good ideas will always float to the surface.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.