5 - As the goblin lays facedown in a pool of blood. You discover a bucket full of candy and a cracked plastic mask with the same expression of the goblin you just fought.
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“I strike at the bandit with my axe”
“Give me a to hit roll”
“Natural 20!”
“You cleave both targets in half, blood sprays everywhere!”
“Both targets?”
Didn’t load, now I need to know and all I found was twitter links I can’t view 😞
91·1 month agoWell I think we established you can’t stick your dick in it. So I’m out of ideas.
Get that grinder fired up! We might have to feed some of the bigger ones through a wood chipper…
For science!
3·2 months agoWell I’m glad it’s this and not a drone made of poop.
It’s just mimicking the easter bunny, so it came lay eggs all over your house.
32·3 months agoBack to the horrors of the deep…
They also commonly have eye parasites that severely impairs their vision or blinds them called Ommatokoita elongata.
So they get to live long with multiple generations of parasites stuck in their eyes they can’t get out.
6·3 months agoImagine a rat-man empire hell bent on stealing everyone’s
cheesewarpstone.
Unfortunately the best we can do is 1939.
I yearn for the mines.
31·4 months agoAgreed, didn’t make it through the opening scene before I went “Yup this wasn’t made for me click”
Vet med is like this because they don’t really make specialized equipment for every animal. Was on a tour behind the scenes at a zoo and they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal.
They don’t make masks for anything besides dogs and cats and making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.
You’re reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.