Human cells also don’t have chloroplasts. Maybe the cell membrane is the fence of the cell.

Barrels moved by train. Take it or leave it

I like how this implies that butterfly isn’t made up of “butter” and “fly”, but of “butt” and “erfly”

Don’t tell them about the noun cases though

The more RPG-like a game is, the longer it will take to finish.

Me, looking at my friend’s and my current Factorio: Space Age save that’s half finished at ~100 hours: Am I playing an RPG?

Oh, yes, I guess I didn’t think of that

But you have eaten raw human blood‽

I believe algae are flora, not fauna

Mine are the snake and the taped bird

Also in “John really gives a fuck,” and “Mary really doesn’t give a fuck,” fuck is a noun and the verb is give

I had that in my Spotify discover weekly today and holy shit

They’re invading my personal space

Either Till It’s Over or Once Again by Tristam

GNU Image Manipulation Program

What did it say?

I’d like to add the longest German one-syllable word: schleichst

How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas

Not sure if I’m the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case

You sound like spiritualist empires in Stellaris

I’m playing with a friend and we just got the Rush to Space achievement. Then we made a production for purple science packs quite quickly because we already had most of the stuff for those ready.

Now were probably gonna make yellow science packs and then go to fulgora. Before that I may spend some time on vulcanus though, as my friend did most of the work there and I have some plans for there.

Not standup, but a comedy improv group: shoot from the hip.

They have a lot of stuff on youtube