“Hey, Bob, watcha getting up to?”

“I’m just chopping up these worms.”

“… Why?”

“… sssssscience?”

“Holy shit, they’re all functioning individually!”

“Oh, thank fu- I mean, yeah, that’s what I was testing for. …Do we have any dogs?”

“…”

No…

I shouldn’t have asked for sources…

How many animals have we ground up and put through a sieve into salt water to be this confident about it being the only animal that can do this? I need sources.

David Attenborough voice “When threatened, the M.D.s will huddle for safety in an attempt to look bigger and more dangerous. To make their escape they will identify the youngest in the heard and separate them from the group to distract their predators as the rest escape. It’s a cruel but effective strategy, ensuring the heard will live on to replenish their numbers. They understand, without hesitation, that survival in the unforgiving wild sometimes requires sacrifice.”

Kid knows what they’re doing.

It’s always my first move once I find the sledge if I’m starting in Rosewood, it gives so much freedom. Once you build a door to the roof you can build a covered lounge and dirt plots, that way you can read outside while you watch tv next to your crops to level skills and avoid boredom all while not even having to consider zeds. You can also toss the generator on the roof outside to cover the whole building. Build a floor before you step onto the roof, though, or you’ll fall through, everything along the wall needs a floor built on it even though there are roof textures there. I love that spot.

Fuckin’ rad.

That would be pretty awesome, I think. You’d have to pull up your rope ladder every time and remember to drop it down when you leave. I’d probably die more to auto-defenestration because I forgot to drop the sheet rope than zeds.

Ah, the Rosewood Fire Department, my old friend. Tear down the stairs, throw some sheet ropes out the window, build a door to the roof to set up a farm and some water barrels above the sinks and you’ve got yourself a little slice of heaven.

I was going to say RDR2, but I guess I need to shut up and play Outer Wilds.

Works for me, I already wanted to be a Death Metal Bard.

This game fucking obliterates time. Start playing after work and next thing I know it’s 2 AM. Haven’t had this much fun with a game in a long time. Highly recommend, especially at only ten bucks. This game kicks so much ass.

Removed by mod

I like it when they get rough with each other. So masculine.

I have four that I use for everything equally so I’m going to consider them as a single seasoning, like Mrs. Dash. Onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, and cayenne. I put that mix in anything I cook.

Darwin drank tortoise piss and, according to his documentation, didn’t hate it.

Just finished that one, I fucking loved it, but that story just sort of brick walls at the end in a way that made me want a sequel really bad. I want more SCP inspired games like Control, the setting and anomalous items alone make for a great game.

My 3DS and PS Vita cover all the ground for retro gaming that I need, and then some, anything PS2 and beyond I just emulate on my laptop. 3DS is easy enough to hack and the Vita is hands down the easiest hack there has ever been, and those 2 handhelds cover all the best retro games, they’re the bee’s knees.

I might invest in something that can play PS2 and Gamecube games eventually, but it’s not the biggest concern for me.

It is, though.