What is

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

No, the issue is that he didn’t understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple’s most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it’s like, their whole deal.

Yah, it was a joke based on the ambiguous title. Lemmy is just reeeeeally bad at recognizing sarcasm, even when it’s literally labeled as such, lol.

Wow, y’all really don’t know what /s means, huh?

The sign of a good game is when it takes 10 hours to get into… (/s)

Your dad’s hair is better than Mark Harmon’s, I’m sure he’s less creepy too.

No that’s Mark Harmon. He does have a similarly bad haircut, but this guy looks a bit more like Dustin Hoffman. Another alleged weirdo, I believe, but luckily for Mike, he’s neither of them. Just a dude with some kittens, I think.

Nothing beats the baby kung-fu in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist though.

Globo Gym wins in the original version of Dodgeball, but the test audiences hated it so they added the blindfolded stand-off. I’m mostly happy they changed it, but that original ending would have been so ballsy. Also would make the subtitle better, since most “true” underdogs do lose.

Nah, I’d call it a thriller.

Yeah, it definitely looks like it was smashed into too small of a space, but it doesn’t actually look grilled/fried, it looks toasted. No matter what, it’s quite unappetizing, as is that red water next to it, lol.

It doesn’t look like it was in contact with any cooking surface at all on the side we can see and we can’t see the other side at all, so I don’t know how you made the jump to panini, lol. It looks dry and sad.

That looks like a baked cheese, not grilled.

I could put strychnine in the guacamole…

Chips—Australian for chips.

Might as well finish the twice baked process, you’re 90% of the way there! They’re better anyway…

Chips (crisps for you incorrect non-Americans), followed by mashed

Surely you can do all that without tying the functioning of the entire pumping system directly to the time stamp though, right?