Why does every single picture of Gabe look like hedonism bot wrapped in skin?

Uninstalled 👍

Your friend is a poser, and was probably buying fake reproduction rolexes to impress ppl.

I think the Chinese businessmen are exploiting slave laborers to produce cheap goods and export them to most of the world. Would you call that a mutually beneficial relationship?

Echoes of wisdom

It depends on the species and your climate. Most deciduous trees are fine being watered once a week if kept outside over winter. If you’re climate is extremely cold you may need to bring them into a greenhouse or other protected space to prevent the roots from getting damaged.

I’m just here to say that you all need to go watch From dusk till Dawn and thank me later.

And Automobiles!

Prions are just like seasoning right?

Let it go man, he is intentionally missing the silver lining here.

I agree with you, but I just want to point out that I’m gradually trying to cut out phrases like " good Lord " from my vocabulary and it’s been a struggle. Please consider good Lucifer, good golly Ms Molly, or good Cthulhu instead. Have a nice day.

This guy’s blog is freaking hilarious. Thank you for introducing me to it.

Hummingbirds are fucking incredible. They can literally hover, fly backwards, fly inverted, fly silently, or flap their wings loud enough to generate sound waves as a mating ritual. They’re like miniature f-18s dog fighting constantly.

Start with stardew valley and thank me later.

I’ll bet you three double stuffed Oreos it’s stalled before the inauguration.

BAAH. BA Ba ba BAH!

The thing is a genre defining masterpiece! I can’t believe the critics didn’t realize that in the '80s.

Don’t be ashamed. Embrace the beautiful roar of your mighty little three-cylinder nugget. Let The raucous tones flow through your veins and release that sweet sweet dopamine when you jam the throttle pedal to the floor.

You know there is still time to snatch up a fantastic Toyota GR Yaris and elevate your life!

Lots of impressive deadwood on that first Juniper.