Pegging is anal penetration via strap-on

“Sliding into your DMs (direct messages)” is a term meaning “to message someone” usually with the implication of flirtatiousness or the like.

A Dungeon Master, one who runs a game of Dungeons and Dragons, is often called a DM.

Thus ‘sliding into your DMs’ also fits pegging a dungeon master.

Hence why she’s elderly.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance”

1. Hair dye actually has a long history.

2. Magik

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Just a flesh wound

Have you beaten Act 1

A wizard whose primary job was at a (magical) Whitesmith’s guild. He etched his spells onto sheets of metal, inlaid his armor, and constantly talked about how guilds were part of a functioning society, unlike those peasants and lords, and definitely not a bunch of monopolistic corporation-cum-ruthless-gangs and how it was definitely just a coincidence that the son of the previous ruler was always elected in their city.

Only store I’ve seen that with here in the US was an Aldi’s. Literally every other chain I’ve been to just has the shopping carts out and about.

WASTE NOT

“Mind if I have a bite? Always wondered.”

It would need to replace the character barks too.

Geese.

I still pronounce it like that.

We, as human beings, often register false positives or harbor paranoias - noises where there are none, still shadows turned to sweeping figures. Rolls without reason simply simulate that within the context of tabletop roleplaying.

Doesn’t need to be often. Just enough to make them more (or less?) paranoid.

That’s why you call rolls for no reason, though.

“Hey, I got Mage Hand as a Level 1 Fighter!”

A shame how much wastage there was. 😔

The heart wants what it wants, I guess

Marked NSFW for near-nudity barely covered by nature’s bounty. I considered not marking it, but I figured better to mark it and not need it than the reverse.