SatansMaggotyCumFart

That lady is Seattle personified.

I should have drank more coffee before I started posted.

How does it feel to be wealthy?

I beat you have two dozen eggs in the fridge.

A dozen devilled eggs and a bottle of rum gave me some of the most hellish shits I’ve ever had.

I just want a tantō that moans as I commit seppuku.

Yes I guess harakiri is the act of disemboweling yourself and seppuku is the ceremony surrounding it.

How so?

Isn’t it seppuku?

Weird that’s what my girlfriend says.

WiFi is a fad anyways.

I’m still trying to find a place that can resurrect my Atari 7800.

I have so many games for it.

I’d just stay in that room.

Fair enough.

I don’t know that looks like someone with secondhand knowledge of a computer case explained it to the designer.

Until you get a pounding headache from the two lenses being different levels of tint.

That happened to me.

I actually corrected your pronunciation I don’t really care about the spelling.

It’s pronounced geoduck.

I always ask for the same thing.

A rare steak and messy anal.

OnlySnackSS?

I wish my dick had teeth.