Well… Bluesky was founded by the same sort of techbro culture that spawned Xitter, but hit hasn’t gone full incel fash fanboy like Xitter. So maybe it’s more “Out of the fire, into the frying pan, then back into the fire” because I’m pretty sure Bluesky will follow Twitters trajectory.
Just use a Markov chain.
I know, I know, he picked up some garbage from a tree one time, so obviously the multi-million dollar drug kingpin is a great guy. I mean… this happens all the time, Trump has only been convicted of one rape out of the 26 accusations, so obviously he’s a great guy too!
Maybe now justice can finally be served and he can find a real hitman to kill his colleagues and rivals!
Don’t forget the… six(?) attempted homicides.
When freaking lawyers are saying “I don’t know if I can ethically support this company” you know you’ve got a problem.
CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced to the world that Meta will “get back to our roots around free expression,”
A bunch of creepy nerds e-stalking college girls and ranking how hot they are without their knowledge or consent? Or is that iteration considered a separate product now?
The Cocoanuts is pretty good though.
That makes sense. Even ignoring aesthetics, having a plastic head on your controller would make it heavy as fuck, and that plastic braid would interfere with using the D-pad.
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I dunno, there were several “anti-woke” Youtubers who pivoted from “Woke character Cara Dune is a is a terrible Mary Sue” to “Poor Gina Carano is being canceled by the wokes!” without missing a beat.
Honestly, I’d be more surprised if this Youtuber wasn’t ranting about how “Marvel’s gone woke!” a few months or years ago. If you’re running a outrage bait channel you can totally bang on the “Wokes are weak ineffectual morons” and “Wokes are everywhere ruining society” drums simultaneously. The important part is that your viewers get to feel angry at a person or group they dislike, logical consistency is unnecessary.
Ha, eat that China! Now you need to pay millions to American oligarchs for all our user data!
USA!
I bought a cup of plain yogurt for some naan bread. However do to my natural laziness and the yogurt getting pushed to the back of the fridge I ended actually using it over a year past it’s expiration date. The yogurt looked fine, tasted fine (other than being very tangy) and ended up making some tasty naan bread.
I heard that the game sucks you through your monitor and uploads you straight to the Ukranian front lines.
Complex limb? Let me see an elephant tie a granny knot. Maybe with training? OK. Do a square knot.
Complex communication? Elephants have communication skills on par with a 3-4 year old human. An intensely trained dog might top 200 words. My vocabulary is an easy 50,000 words. Yours is too.
Now apply both of these challenges to a chimpanzee. I doubt one could tie a knot very well. Washoe the chimp we taught sign language had a vocabulary of only 450. Yet, I have I on good authority that a very close relative of chimpanzees have developed complex thought, complex language and advanced tool use and creation.
They must have limbs skilled enough to handle and construct this technology, a complex communication system, and a binocular vision system (for this reason the most used in all species) to perceive their environment. The humanoid shape is one that best fits these maxims and therefore it is quite possible that an advanced species would also have a more or less similar shape.
Elephants meet all of these criteria as well. A complex limb (their trunk), a complex communication, and binocular vision (although I don’t see why this is necessary).
Russia, such a superpower that it’s scared of a video game.
Close enough I suppose.
Holy crap, someone who actually didn’t have it yet!
I dunno, never discount a company hiring a slash-and-burn failson to give the stock a temporary boost so the upper management can take the money and run. Are you really sure Bluesky won’t hire some techbro CEO to pump the stock somewhere in the near future?