You joke, but this is a real problem in computing Obligatory link to Tom Scott video.

The original switch also had an option with grey joy cons

If you’re walking towards someone on the street and you want to avoid the whole “I’m going left you’re going right” dance - DO NOT make eye contact with them and glance toward the way you intend to go. They will automatically go the other way and you won’t bump into anyone ever again

Damn, I was really looking forward to trying this out but my primary use for Google Maps is navigating public tansport (mainly finding bus and train times as well as routes for longer journies) but it says the data isn’t available in my region yet :(

How is it all retconned? Yoda learning the technique was a clone wars episode which is still canon

The poachers have just been selectively breeding hyper intelligent apes this whole time

This is going to be bobby tables isn’t it?

Edit: It wasn’t?!

Of course portal and portal 2 are fantastic games but I would never recommend them to someone who has never played a game before. One of the reasons it’s so good is because it subverts the tropes and even mechanics of other games.

I was that nerdy kid that would tell anyone at every possible opportunity that thier iPhone was locked down garbage and they should switch to Android. Now I find any kind of vocal brand loyalty incredibly cringe as it just reminds me how I used to be when I was 14.

Same situation here! I was a vertical tab hater for quite a while but I’m really liking Zen’s UI so far