i literally did the test with a registered psychologist, not sure what more you want?

it very much seems like you just want to hate intelligence tests and reality being different makes you frustrated

i have never understood this complaining about subscriptions, it has always worked absolutely fine for me

i subscribe to a channel and their videos show up on the subscriptions page, that’s it, it works?

well no, modern intelligence tests specifically test different things, for example the one i took had a section about working memory where i had to recite numbers in various ways.

which was useful because it turns out my working memory is absolute dogshit

yeah, yeah it is

old man screams at clouds

ok nerd

okay so the cool thing is that humans are effectively self-domesticated, there are no “wild” humans and haven’t been any for at least hundreds of thousands of years, and we might even have self-domesticated before becoming anatomically modern humans!

Ancient paleolithic hunter-gatherers wouldn’t just leave people to starve or shit like that, if you couldn’t do any work your tribe would still take care of you because it would be fucking disgusting not to, there’s archeological evidence of individuals who would have been outright carried around and hand-fed who survived for many years after their injuries!

the fact that people in the modern age have to worry about getting enough food to survive is fucking insane, if our ancestors saw what we’re doing they’d kill themselves out of shame and disgust.

that’s how you tell them apart from crocodiles

at this point i just spite everyone and call them something like “octopodii” or “octopiuses”

i can do you one better: language doesn’t have rules, if it sounds good it’s valid, who cares

and then someone invented the bow, just to show off.
yeah fuck it why not, let’s give a man the ability to shoot sticks clean THROUGH things if they so want.

ah yes “we”, it’s totally not 1000 rich fuckheads that’s doing it, nope! We are all personally responsible for this, yes sir!

“Have you tried seducing exotic-looking people? maybe knapping a nice flint knife? That’ll help with seducing the exotic people as well!”

meanwhile mages sleeping in enchanted robes of protection and sound sleep

doubles as a codpiece as well!
“look at the sheer size of my magnum dong, too bad you’re not getting any!”

really i’d say any chainmail shirt is fair game, kinda the whole thing about them is that they’re remarkably comfortable, it’ll basically just be a weighted blanket.

how the fuck is that real

downside: still got bugs
upside: holy shit adorable

“i cannot tolerate you but i do not hate you, therefore i will grant you as swift and painless a death as i can manage”