that dent in his helmet is from when another bounty hunter shot him with a very powerful pistol

“AHH! It’s rough and course! AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE!”

oh…yeah, I think I’ve heard of them now that you say that

who?

oh god…a bunch of my friends and I got together and read some fanfiction of random shit we could find.

I weep for humanity. fucking christ there’s a lot of people out there who need help

STOP! Someone’s going to write fanfiction about that!

Only after Anakin killed a bunch of jedi, including young-lings

and one of his arms. about 3 years before that he got one arm cut off by a different guy

Nothing happened between them until he was 19 and she was 24.

He’s the most powerful jedi of all time, powerful enough to subdue the living embodiments of the light and dark sides of the force at the same time.

Anakin was 19 and Padme was 24 when they started getting into the real stuff

I hate it when the people in charge blow themselves about how smart and important they think they are.

I sometimes have to help with the back end of things in meetings and I have to keep my mic muted during the video calls because I can’t fucking stand those bastards

didn’t you hear? she’s leaving

it’s just a damn shame that Kathleen was only fired AFTER she made all the normies hate starwars

I keep process explorer open to monitor ram, GPU and CPU usage all the time

Ah! But here’s the twist!

The driver was a third combatant that had an grudge against the other two