My love for you is like a truck

My love for you is making fuck

And that’s why we take vitamin C!

Man, my brother and I were obsessed with the Neverhood back in the day. That game was so weirdly satisfying

Yes I would like two please

In that case, imo, you are better. You don’t cause traffic in drive-thru, and leave out the sugar! Yay!

You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

Hey, that’s cheating!

Mosquitos are pollinators!

A stroppy bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye

Bad news for me… was thinking about getting back in to it, teaching my kids. Guess it isn’t the same anymore

That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢

Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…

spank me, tree Daddy!

Sand, biting sand insects, sand in the tent, crazy wind, sand in the food, more sand.

Beach is great for the day, but I’ve learned to camp in the woods near the beach… not at the beach

I wish I had a tail in the first place!

My butt plug tail doesn’t wiggle the way I want unfortunately

Gotta love how you got downvoted for simply asking questions!

For shame, Lemmy. For shame!

My couch. It’s my favorite place for vacationing!

If you look closely enough you can see Zach Galifinakis hiding behind the fern!

Came here looking for this! Thank you

Nice idea, scammers! Weeding out what works and doesn’t with this feedback! But it won’t work on meeeeeee

I’d bring my Moog Theramini. Nothing like playing the air waves! It’s magic science!