TomMasz

WOW! It really tingles going down.

He played for the NY Mets, right?

Where did this person go to school? Did this person go to school? What did they get from the feathers and the wings and the whole flying thing?

I am honestly surprised the FDA did anything here. Whoop should just wait a bit and see if there’s any follow-up.

There’s no telling if that hasn’t already happened. Europe needs to drop Microsoft ASAP.

Interesting. That area of the body is pretty sensitive, I can see how it might generate enough sensation to affect other areas of the body.

Yes indeed.

Ah, yes, blaming the victim(s).

You’re pretty much correct. AF is a heart rhythm abnormality, and if it persists, like it seems to here, it renders the heart unable to pump blood. It appears he might have been undergoing a prostate exam when this happened, since that’s the usual reason for a digital rectal exam. You’d have to assume the doctor knew they had this condition to begin with.

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

Joined at the hip.

It’s old and ugly, the worst tool you can use for anything, and unkillable.

“Sometimes Excel is what’s available.”

I worked for a Big Company that was cutting back and dropped their Oracle contracts, forcing all the DBAs to work in Access. Then they fired all the DBAs, forcing everyone to either try to figure out Access or switch to Excel. Guess which way they went.

In my last job at that company, my department had built an Excel spreadsheet (database) so large and full of calculations they had to request money to update our machines to 64-bit Windows and 16GB RAM just to run it.

It’s like product reviews. The people leaving a review are either angry about the product or are so pleased they feel a need to tell the world about it. Most people, on the other hand, just use the product, have a perfectly average opinion of it, and don’t feel a need to tell the world. What makes things seem awful or great is you don’t usually know what percentage of the overall customer base they represent. Fifty bad reviews can be a red flag or noise depending on how many customers there are.

Botanically, fruits don’t have to be sweet. It’s anything that’s a seed carrier of some kind. Vegetables are other plant parts that don’t contain seeds, more or less. It. Culinary usage takes a different approach, hence the different aisles.

Not sure about beans, I don’t usually buy canned beans.

There are two big grocery chains where I live. One puts the olives in the canned vegetable aisle, the other puts them in the canned fruit aisle. I keep forgetting which does which and end up in the wrong aisle every time.

Full-frontal or full-dorsal nudity, but never both.

X Pretend CEO Linda Yaccarino

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

Meta has been running ads claiming no one can read your WhatsApp messages, including them. For some reason, I’m not 100% sure about this. It’s hard to imagine they can resist grabbing all that data for their AI somehow.