Is this loss?

It’s just a very distinct abdomen

If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer

sounds like someone suffers from stunted psychological maturity development

Nah fuck off

Apparently they’re not any more aggressive than black bears but I wouldn’t want either near me if I don’t know the animal.

Tell them we’re sorry about the general state of everything and ask them what the memes are like in their culture.

I fuck with the lab coat ngl

“Got any games on your phone?”

Streetlights have to be as cheap and maintainance free as possible because there are so many of them and if they break they usually need to be fixed asap. I doubt we’re ever gonna see such an intricate concept transferred to streetlights on a grand scale but maybe for fancy urban areas.

Hares look pretty similar to cats anatomy wise - minus the ears and tail of course. I wonder what cats think of them. Imagine a human with ridiculously long ears who hops to get around. I’d be scared shitless.

I had an eye infection after getting some dirty water in my eye in a cave in Croatia. They did all sorts of tests because they couldn’t believe it wasn’t something way more serious. My eyeball was so swollen I couln’t move it or even blink. It was the talk of the eye clinic.

I know I wasn’t being serious

Wow they must be working so hard to earn all that money

Impressive

Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

Pretty sure it is

1. Because it’s a slave labor front.
2. Because it’s a slave labor front.

PREPARE THE SHRINK RAY