The one where we all die is the good timeline, we are going for the torture nexus timeline.

I don’t bother. I know they know everything about me already, and that I’m not an important person. As such, I wonder why it matters.

You are doing it wrong! You need to include rat brain somewhere in there for the AI to be sentient. It needs real flesh. Tsk, so uncreative.

Oh well, we will ask the Deep, or a princess.

Maybe them dying is the bonus, eliminating the old blood.

Why don’t you find out for us?

Because we never eliminate the root cause

Careful! This type of wording earned me my final ban from Reddit!

Nah, I prefer using quantum spookiness for that. Send a steady stream of entangled particles to the other person on the moon first. Any time you do something to the particles on Earth, the ones on the Moon are affected also. The catch is that this disentangles them, so you have only a few limited uses. This is why you want a constant stream of them being entangled.

Do I sense a fellow collapsnic here? Ah, exiled brother!

They will be happy with no teachers, oblivious to how much wrong they are being taught before it’s too late.

Finally someone who thinks the same!

That’s not even that hard and it does have saves

Ah, evil vs evil eats popcorn

That’s almost as big as my whole life plan…

Now just need one of those headsets that read your vocal cord movements in order to “read your thoughts”, and I can silently make the AI do anything.

It’s some weird sort of sarcasm/projection. He does not really mean it, I have been there, been edgy before…

Ok, I no longer regret incentivizing violence, as this mod is downright incentivizing something alright.

Gdamn, had a recent talk about it…my sister remembers! It’s so good when you do have someone to play it with as a child…

It’s not bad at all so far.