Also a great way for me to never consider looking at a Ram, Chrysler, Dodge, or whatever the fuck else this corporation makes.

They want you working 3 jobs to lease a brand new truck every 3 years and paying insurance on it you can’t afford in America.

Check your “urcranium” bruh

I’m good with my 1080p TV and cables from 9 years ago, who the hell cares about a few extra pixels? I want good content, not better graphics.

I was wondering what would happen if you asked it to send you money.

Lol read past the title, smart ass:

Macquarie Dictionary, Australia’s national dictionary, has recognized the importance of the term enshittification in today’s tech by crowning it the word of the year – it also won the people’s vote.

Yup, that’s indeed what it says with the third word.

“Bat drip” does not sound like something I want anywhere near my mouth if I’m being honest.

Haha, so true!

It’s gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they’d slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Great job! Now that you took days to produce the latest figures, can you change them completely in order to match this other figure our colleague haphazardly made because reasons?

Yeah this joke goes much deeper than I thought when I first commented.

If they’re using MATLAB, wouldn’t the index start at 1?

Dang! She’s got legs like tree trunks.

Oh wow, a gunshot sound effect, so cool 🙄

edit: adding that the gimmick of old people doing rap for shock value is overused.

How is that better than working from home that half day?

Their point was that working onsite half a day is shit. No one likes commuting to work.

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!