Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

All that money and they couldn’t be bothered to pay their IT dept.

Sabba sabba sabba sabba. Sounds like Spanish to me!

Windows updates

I can’t remember my first game but we had a 2600. I think Crystalis was the first NES game that really blew my mind.

I bet that doesn’t stop it lol

Captains log stardate 2023.8

I hate Wesley Crusher.

I impersonate Picard and trash talk Wesley all the time to my wife.