Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, “no one will use that,” and every time, I am wrong.

Grok deez nuts

It’ll be the largest, not the first: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_Chicago

There’s probably more.

I was on the wait-list so long that I forgot why I was interested. Then I got the invite, downloaded the thing, got prompted to log in and immediately deleted the thing. I still don’t remember why I was interested but I’m definitely not fucking with it now.

https://getpublii.com/

It’s a GUI app that runs on your local system and pushes sites to a server.

Try “Devil in the White City” by Erik Larsson

Coffey is fantastic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Person_Shooter_(The_X-Files)

Does it have to be audio? A meshtastic radio like what you get from https://www.lilygo.cc/collections/lora-or-gps will pair to a smartphone app (or browser app) and let you text with people who also have a meshtastic radio nearby. If you’re in a reasonably dense area there may be several people chatting.

Since this is c/retrogaming, Interplay ca. 1995-2000

Does a bike helmet count? If it does, then that. Otherwise, warm beanie whenever it was last cold.

I’ve used (and do use) a lot of different things. One of my bikes has a front basket which is very helpful. I have a pair of large panniers that clip on a rack on each side and a smaller one that folds over the top of the rack. I have a long-tail cargo bike which is amazing, it’s got almost as much space as a USA shopping cart. I have used a trailer, mostly for pulling kids but they work well for cargo and usually clip on and off quickly and some fold up flat for storage. The long-tail cargo bike is the least appealing if you don’t have somewhere at street level to store it, but I think it’s the best option if you do.

Goddam that’s a bar. Lmao

I’ve clicked in to see a movie trailer, which is basically an ad, and had to watch an ad before I could watch the ad

FARTSONIC SCAT PACK

This. You can get chain pizza here, but why. I can throw a rock and hit better pizza than PapaJiminosHut. Hell, there’s local frozen pizza vendors here better than any of em (Doreen’s!)

I’m all about small packages

I love me some Shiren the Wanderer

It’s like you’re in my head

Well, as I’m coming in here, I see two “no’s,” a “maybe” and I came to say “absolutely fucking yes” because I’ve lost hours to a couple cheap shitty usb-sata cables that did all kinds of weird stupid shit that immediately disappeared after I replaced the cables. So, “maybe” but “absolutely fucking yes.”