Get those suits in while we still have a court system!

No need to apologize, all news is a downer lately. 😕

You gotta find the nipple.

This is epic. I’m planning a Milky Way trip in July I gotta try this

This is an amazing breakdown and summarizes exactly how I’ve been reading it also. Thank you for this. 💙

Why do we need this? What is the reason any of these companies will get paid for this? (Besides porn)

The article is incomplete, because it doesn’t explain how to opt out

Do you deliver, or should I just meet you out behind the club next to the green trash bin like usual?

I think their cautious approach and trying to only do things right rather than quickly is part of what makes their products great. I hope they stick to that and push back on the hype.

“AI catch up”? To what? Which company is delivering AI features that are actually making money profitably, that they need to catch up to?

If you think Twitter is ever going to give you real news again, you deserve to have your face eaten by leopards.

Well hello, consumer, yes hello consumer bop bop bop bop be da bup bebop cola!

You better check under the sea!

Appropriate, really.

Serves them right for still being on Twitter.

Cool. Devour each other. Keep yourselves busy.

Starlink can get fucked.

Why? What are we going to do with 1.5mm of extra screen space? Seems like a lot of effort.

I use Feedly, it has a nice iOS client too. It has some nice integrations for saving articles for later reading

Shut up and take my money! That is perfection.