Here is an interesting link that a user can answer questions to refine Linux distro choices:

https://distrochooser.de/

I was thinking, “Wait…what…?” But there it is:

https://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/Site/Home.html

Bonjour!

That means “‘Sup?”

All cars now have “black boxes” that track the telemetry of the vehicle. It is no longer optional. In the event of an accident, this data is used to help determine cause.

Edit: I did not make this up, the response calling it the ECU has no idea about this apparently, but it does not make it any less true. In the US all manufacturers have to install telemetry devices.

My Shield is telling me it is not available on my device. What must I do to change its mind?

He’d reply, but his keyboard just broke.