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2 years agoExcellent form, this is my new model to aspire to.
Solutions consultant, SQL monkey.
When not hunched over a computer, you’ll find me on my bike or at the gym.
Previous lives: digital accessibility analyst, systems support coordinator, linguistics and german language major, typesetter, musician, actress, distro hopper.
Excellent form, this is my new model to aspire to.
Absolutely, sir or madam, I wish to display my utmost respect.
Would “waitron” be better? I can’t keep up with all of the hep lingo.
Hmm, or maybe I could try glancing and smiling to my invisible dinner companions.