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Even if they don’t outright cripple functionality, they’ll hound you endlessly to install the app.

Still don’t understand the logic of doing that.

It’s like saying,

“Our website is nigh unusable, please install our app instead. We pinky promise our app works”.

Turns out that Ewoks treat their guests to the finest herbs on Endor.

My man, I am really curious where you get your news from.

Physics doesn’t work this way.

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