Or, if they do fuck it up, they fuck it up like gremlins 2. Because I loved that.

Play outside

Wasn’t he already, like, 50 years old at the beginning of the show?

Line must go up

Yet your performance has inspired nothing but antipathy

Fuck Microsoft

It was a great show for what it was, but did it achieve anything? Not really. Which is, in and of itself, pretty sad.

I’m not sure that I would classify that as “proof”. In my life, I have patronized many restaurants that had beehives present, none of which smelled like bananas.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying that I would like to see some evidence that’s a little bit more substantial/conclusive.

Edit: removed the patronizing part

Is this true? I’m not sure why anyone would lie about such a thing, but, still… is it true?

It’s about damn time, too

Oh, hey…

Whoever thought this up belongs in an insane asylum

“Goose” should be in the upper right

👏👏👏

Well done!

lol, wow

I don’t know. I’ve been applying for jobs for seven years online, and I haven’t gotten a fucking thing.

I have 30, 20, 15, and 10 years of experience in the four major career fields I pursue, and I can never, not once not ever, get even a reply back, let alone an explanation as to why I wouldn’t fit the role.

I’m so glad that this 50-year-old joke is still funny.

Just remember how adorable this was when you wake up tomorrow and every shoe you own is filled with poo

They’re all dickheads, but he actually looks like one. So do his weird “space” ships.

And it’s actually quite good at what it was designed to do. The problem is that very few people are willing to make the paradigm shift to that computer usage model at the extraordinary price that it costs.